After our high football team lost last week,
they only lost once all year last year, I
took my home video and showed it to all my classes,
and had the Quarterback sit in front of the
TV sixth period and give us his version of the
game. "Now class we have the Director's Cut version
of last week's loss to the Cowboys (we are the
Spartans) and we have the QB here, Drew Morales,
to tell; now with only 50 seconds left in the
first half, and we have the ball on our 10 yard
line (the football field has 100 yards total, for
you Englanders), so what is going through your
mind at this time?"

The QB thinks to himself for a couple seconds
and tell the class, "Hike the Ball!!!!!"